Head in the Ass Syndrome

There have been a lot of bugs going around already this season, causing sniffles and sneezes and other disgusting effects. But I need to warn you about one that I've seen pop up a lot this week... I'm calling it "Head in the Ass Syndrome". If you encounter someone with this ailment, don't just walk, but run away. From what I can tell, it must be highly contagious, because I'm seeing its symptoms EVERYWHERE!!! ARRGH!