"The shitter was full!" and other fun stuff

Today we're kind of living within a movie. Or maybe life does imitate art enough that we see the resemblance. But after 20 minutes of ripping open presents, and a couple hours of playing with them, and then going to mass, we decided to go out to lunch. And wouldn't you know it, the only thing open on Christmas day within a 15 mile radius is Chinese. We laughed and laughed. So after the tasty buffet lunch, we started to watch Christmas movies. We already watched the house favorite Cricket on the Hearth, moved on to Santa Clause, and right now we're on National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Ah, nothing says Christmas like, "The shitter was full!"