What the hell is this sickness and why won't it go away?

I keep hoping things will turn the corner, and then they do, except not for the better. What is this horrible infestation that has taken over my body? This is hell. Just when I was thankful for no longer being plastered to the bathroom floor, I end up with a body full of itchy, straight-from-hell, hives. Dear God... make this go away! ******* Joy is hard to find in days like this. So today I'll pick that C-man was really sweet during his haircut and chose not to tell anyone that he was sick or I was discreetly scratching my hives. Since typically, these are tops on his list for sharing with others.