Once upon a time

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who was too busy to lift the toilet seat or to flush. After all, there were things to do. XBoxes to play. Pictures to draw. Footballs to throw.

Then one day, this little boy's mother got totally disgusted and grossed out when she sat down on a wet seat. So the little boy's father said, "This weekend, you're going to help your mom clean the toilets until you can remember to lift the seat and flush."

Later that evening, the mom walked into her bedroom to find a note on her bed.



And she laughed and laughed and laughed.

THE END.