Daytona 500

Nascar's back, and today's the biggest day of the year. So put on your black jeans, tease your hair with some Aqua Net, get out your Bu... Miller Lite, and BAM! You've got yourself an afternoon! I'm actually toying with drafting a fantasy team... but that's truly over the line. Sort of like my garden gnomes. I cut myself off at a certain point to not cross that magical line of quirky to completely bat shit crazy. Anyhow, have yourself a day.