8 things I wonder on the 8th

1. Why does the remote control mysteriously "disappear" the day Beerman comes home? 2. How many times can I tell people I'm now a size 8 before they really tire of me? 3. What is the right decision about my job? {sigh} 4. Who still thinks Will Ferrell is funny? 5. What new technique will Beerman think up to thwart the sneaky raccoon in our garage tonight? 6. What new excuse can I come up to give to my rheumatologist tomorrow as to why I'm still not going on medication? 7. How many times am I going to remind C-man in a day to put his glasses back on? 8. Considering the current environmental conditions, would building an ark be a good investment?