A momma tomato, a papa tomato, and a baby tomato all went for a walk together one afternoon.But the little baby tomato was lagging behind. So, the papa tomato went back and stomped on the little baby tomato and said "Catch up!"
What do you get hanging from banana trees?
Sore arms
Two fish swimming along. One hits a concrete wall and says to the other "dam!"
A priest, a rabbi, a nun, two goats and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
Why did the punk rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his face!
What do you call a deaf dog???
Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
How do you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?
Foot prints in the butter.
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
A dinosnore!
What does a snail say while on a turtle's back?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
And my absolute favorite:
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
It's ass.
4 comments:
Mingle*****
I loved the jokes this morning. I edspecially loved the last two. It really conjured up an image in my head that made me laugh out loud.
Are you taking your comedy act on the road to a theatre near me?
Here are a few more chicken jokes:
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.
or
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Shark Attack!
The greatness of the last one is only understood by three year old boys.
love you honey
Thanks for the giggles!
Mingle****
I just can't get the image out of my mind about the bug hitting the windshield.
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