September 9, 2014


  • Fall bees are stingy bees.
  • Stingy bees hurt and create softball sized welts in your left thigh.
  • You know, hypothetically, if someone had been dumb enough to go into the first box of an angry beehive just because she wanted to check on the honey stores.
  • This hypothetical sting would also make someone very sleepy.
  • Or maybe that's just having a major headache and having slept like poo. Who can tell?

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