May 23, 2008

Wondering things

So every day I come home, Mr. Squirrel runs across the power line at the same spot on my drive home. How do I know it's MY Mr. Squirrel? Because he has a stub of a tail, that's how. So here are my thoughts on the possibilities as to how this is happening:
  • There are a gazillion stubby-tailed squirrels at Range Line and Mill
  • Mr. Squirrel has a job, quitting time is 5:30, and he needs to run back to Mrs. Squirrel
  • Mr. Squirrel is neurotic, spending his whole day running back and forth over the power line
  • It's a vast squirrel-wing conspiracy to drive me nuts (pun intended)

Feel free to submit your own thoughts...

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