August 9, 2006

Jay-Z Storms the UN, yo?

So Jay-Z is now joining with Kofi Annon at the UN to talk about the water crisis in the world. Is this some sort of bad joke? What is the new program going to be called: Water for Cristal? Oh, but I forgot, Jay-Z is worried about such worldly topics such as shunning Cristal. Maybe his highly intelligent and insightful lyrics will be upgraded to something like this:
I gotta let you niggas know the time like Movado
My motto, stack rocks like Colorado
Bottle off the DASANI, WATER by the bottle
It's a damn shame what ya knot though me
Slick like Igot though (who?) fuckin Jay-Z
Makes me fell all warm and fuzzy inside knowing he's at the forefront of one of our major world issues.

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