I love 24. I heart Jack Bauer. And after 2 long-ass years, the ticking clock is back. Two glorious nights in a row. So don't try to call me between 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. CST. Because I won't answer, and I'll just get all pissed that you called, the answering machine clicked in, and that arry started to howl. Which means I won't take your next call either, because I totally carry a grudge when it comes to Jack.